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Sunday 9 October 2022

Attack Of The 50 Foot CamGirl Film Review

 


Ladies and gentlemen sometimes you see a movie title and you know right away what kind of movie your in for. Well yesterday I stumbled upon such a movie and well after spending a fair amount of time trying to download the movie I finally got it and i've just finished watching it and so then join me as I review the film that just tells you how bad it is just from the title alone with the film in question being called simply just "Attack Of The 50 Foot CamGirl" enjoy.

The plot of this movie is Beverly is a very successful entrepreneur and when she accidently eats something that still needing testing she finds that's grown to over 50 feet tall. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in his very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty just as bad as the title suggested that it would be and I kind of love it just for bad it is since the plot is very enjoyably bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


Starring in this film is newcomer Ivy Smith as Beverly Wood , Eli Cirino as Bradley and Christine Nguyen as Fuschia. Also starring in this film is Lisa London as Dr. Lana Rhodes , Frankie Cullen as Dennis , Jaret Sacrey as Gary , Michael Gaglio as The Bartender , Janelle Delabar as The Waitress , Cindy Lucas as The Stripper , Becky LeBeau as The Singer and this films director Jim Wynorski as The Drunk At Bar.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty as bad as you'd think that it would be. Which in this case works very well to this films advantage but at the same time bad acting is still bad acting in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



This film is the latest in a very long line of rip off of the film Attack Of The 50ft Woman with that film earning so many rip offs that it's hard to keep track of them all. I have no idea why this one film gets so many rip offs since from what i've read online it's not that good of a film but yet for strange reason alot of independent film makers seem to really liking ripping of this one film and putting their own spin on the story weather or not of course those films are any good however is always up for debate in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


I have a feeling that the makers of this film are huge fans of old score Japanese monster movies since how they do the destruction scenes in this film has that kind of old school monster movie feel to it. In that there mostly using miniatures and having the actor or in this case actress just destroy them which if so I give them credit for doing that since those kind of scenes well always look good because of the fact that they were done for real on a real set where as CGI effects will look dated in about five to ten years in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This movie is just as bad as you'd think that it would be since everything from the acting to the script to effects , action and comedy is just plain bad. Which does oddly enough make this a good movie because at least your being entertained by how bad this movie is and at least you can enjoy this movie for just how dumb that it is and that's not something that you get to do with alot of really bad movies and so it was nice to do it here in this vert movie in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


For some strange reason this film plays it's storyline completely straight which only goes to highlight just how bad this film. Since if this film embraced he fact that it was a badly done film then you could have made the film alot more better since you'd be making bad but at least you'd know that what your making is a bad film and you could just alot more fun with this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and two minuets and three seconds. I will very much admit that this film is alot longer then what it really needed to be since this film really doesn't have alot of plot and so all your left with for the most part is watching these really unlikeable characters just be mean to each other and that's not fun to watch for an entire movie instead it's only fun to watch for at very least five to ten minuets in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then this film really should've been comedy as such that means that I have to talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Since this whole film is basically one big comedy joke because of the fact that this film is just that bad that it's funny seeing just how bad this film can get and that makes this film a really funny comedy in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall there's only word to describe this film and that's bad because everything about this film is just straight up bad and that oddly does make this film very entertaining to watch in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website that I personally preferred to use to get the images that I personally used in this very review being Google Images since all of the images that are currently up and and featured / presented to us on freaking Google Images are all fairly freaking high in freaking quality and as well as being very fairly freaking high in definition.