Anime fans every so often we here rumours or mumblings if you will about an anime that is quite possibly the worst anime ever seen. Well I think i've found the anime that actually comes pretty freaking close to earing that title and this anime is also an anime that for while nobody was even sure was even going to released and well it's here and so here are my first impressions of what is quite easily the worst anime of 2021 with the anime in question being called simply just "High Guardian Spice" enjoy.
The plot of this show is honestly very hard for me describe not because the plot of this show is so bad but because just based of the first two episodes of the show that I actually watched all the way through it seems like as if there is no actual plot of this show whatever. Which is huge freaking red flag since every single show should have some sort of story at the very least a very freaking basic premise which is something that even this show barely freaking has in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.
Starring in these first two episodes is Briana Leon as Rosemary , Amber Romero as Parsley and Lauren White as Sage. Also starring in this episode is Michelle Deco as Thyme , Liisa Lee as Lavender , Katie McVay as Amaryllis , Julia Kaye as Snapdragon , Salli Saffioti as The Triad , this show's creator , director and one of this shows executive producers Raye Rodriguez as Professor Caraway , AJ Beckles as Fennel and Chicory , Haviland Stillwell as Anise and Joy Lerner as Aloe.
Now then in terms of what I personally thought / featured about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very episode in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very episode was at best OK. This simply due to the fact that alot of the voice cast for these episodes and for this show as a whole have great comedic voices but that they don't have great or even good dramatic voices at least not for these characters in my opinion anyways / at least.
So now then here is where I would normally tell you who is d9ing the animation for this series and give you my thoughts on the animation that i've seen thus far however I cannot find anywhere who did the animation for these first two episodes which is a really big super freaking shame because of what i'm about to say. Since yeah I really did like the animation that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes yes it's mot high quality animation but it was a damn sight better then what it really had any freaking right to be in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.
Now then one of the many things that I didn't like about these first two episodes is the fact the characters designs for these first two episodes at least make all of the characters look like that they belong on either Steven Universe or The Owl House. This is because all of this characters look a freaking lot like Steven Universe or The Owl House characters heck this show even has the exact same art style as both The Owl House and Steven Universe which just makes this shows characters blend in with literally dozens of other cartoon characters that use this exact same freaking art style in my opinion anyways / at least.
So now then there is no way in heck that I could talk about this show and not talk about it's disastrously announcement trailer. Since the announcement trailer for this show told us nothing about the characters nor did it give us a hint about the shows story instead all of the focus was put on being diverse the show and the creative team behind the show are which isn't going to sell anybody on your show since making a good show and making a good announcement trailer is going to sell people on your show and not how diverse the show and the creative behind the show are in my opinion anyways / at least.
So now then just based of these first two episodes alone the main four characters in this show seem just bland. With all four of this shows main cast of characters having very little to no personality and all four of this shows main characters having no faults or even flaws for that matter which means that they cannot grow as characters because of the fact that they being presented as being perfect characters and that makes then boring as all heck characters to watch in this very show in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.
Now then like i've said several times in this very post i've watched the first two episodes and with each episode being around twenty three to twenty four minuets each that means that combined these first two episodes have a combined grand total running time of exactly forty six to forty eight minuets possibly exactly and well if any show deserved to have eleven minuets it's this one. Since there is absolutely nothing that's in these first two episodes that demands a full length episode running time in my opinion anyways / at least.
So now then this show is meant to be a comedy after all and so that means that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in these very episodes and well in all honesty I in all honesty think / feel that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in these very episodes are quite possibly one of the best things about these very episodes. Since the comedy that we see in these first two episodes is actually fairly decent with alot of these episodes jokes landing and getting a genuine laugh out of me and it really does help that alot of the jokes that are in these first two episodes are fairly well written , acted and animated in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.
Overall this show isn't as bad as the announcement trailer for this show made it out to be but at the same time this show isn't going to win anyone either and I think Crunchyroll knew that because they've released all twelve episodes at once and that is something that I don't think that they did with there other Crunchyroll Originals shows in my opinion anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good things and all of the bad things about these first two episodes in this post and since this post is only me just giving my own first impressions I won't be giving this show a rating and no I will not ever check out the remaining ten episodes or even do a review of this show because this show is genuinely that freaking bad in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.
Now then as for where I got all of the images that I used in this post well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post from the official Steven Universe fandom wiki page , the official The Owl House fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get the actual images that are actually from the actual show its self being Google Images this is simply because Google Images actually has a wide varitity of images from these very / actual / particular / exact episodes all of which are currently featured / up and on Google Images right now / as we speak and plus all of the images that are currently featured / up and on Google Images are all fairly high in quality and as well as being fairly high definition and yes the reason why i didn't even bring up the fact that Crunchyroll used money that was meant to go to Japanese / oversees animators to help to give them some decent money / a decent wage / a decent living wage was / is simply because I just simply don't really know enough abut the subject in order to fully form an opinion on the subject in question.